Does this remind you of someone?

Virgin

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

41. Frenched kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. then got caught.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 46%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

VIRGIN PERCENTAGE: 37%


WTF.

Multiply

Matagal-tagal na akong 'di nagmu-Multiply. Mga ilang buwan din yun. Wala lang, 'pag tinanong mo kung bakit sasabihin ko. Hehe. Napilitan lang ako kanina mag-Multiply kasi 'di ko maaccess yung mga pictures namin noong weekend ng mga kaibigan ko. Tumambay kami doon sa Bonifacio High Street. Kumain kami sa Italianni's at pumuntang Mag:net Cafe para manood ng mga banda. Oo, may pagka-sosyal, no? Naubos nga pera ko eh. Hehe. Ayos naman, masaya ang mga pangyayari. At least ngayon may mga bagong pictures na akong maa-upload, lagi kasi silang may dalang mga camera. Samantalang ako kahit may digicam at dSLR 'di ko naman dinadala. To think nagpapaka-photographer ako ha! Tsk. Andami kong pics na ninakaw sa Multiply nila. Woohoo, ang saya. Maski tuloy kung anu-ano pinagpopost ko na sa Multiply kanina. Medyo ginanahan ako eh. Bukod sa may mga bagong litrato, may isa pa akong dahilan. Kanina, nung muli kong binuksan ang Multiply account ko at chineck kung sino mga napapad at naligaw sa Multiply ko, nakita kong viniew ng former crush ko nung college yung homepage ko. Hay. <3

'Wag kumontra. Alam kong baka aksidente lang niyang napindot ang link ko. Wako care. At least nagkadaupang palad kami kahit sa internet lang.

My Sunblock Story

Pinipimpols ako lately. At mukhang alam ko na ang may sala. Palagay ko yung sunblock ko. Ever since ginamit ko kasi siya simula last summer, nagbreak outs na ako all over the place, este, face eh. Bwiset talaga. Ampanget. Ito yung bagong labas na sunblock ng isang popular brand ng lotion at shampoo. Nasa kulay kahel itong bote. Ayun nga, hinde pala raw siya non-comedogenic, which means it can block your pores. And that's exactly my problem nowadays, sobrang blocked ang pores ko kaya may mga sebum. Eeew. Tsk. Napabili tuloy ako ng "dermatologist recommended" kahit may bagong bili pa akong sunblock na nasa boteng kulay kahel. Eto siya:



Ang mahal niya. Php500+. I can't do away naman without sunblock kasi lagi akong nasa arawan. At kailangan waterproof at sweatproof ang sunblock ko, eh 'di ba yun pa naman yung mga mahal! Tsk. Kailangan talaga mag-invest sa mga bagay-bagay, lalo na kung para sa kalusugan. 'Di naman ako pwede magpaaraw na lang kung hinde patay ako nito 'pag tanda, cancer or kung anu-anong skin problems ang abot ko. Mabuti na yung may kaunting pimples or 'di kaya ay gumastos na para sa magandang sunblock.

Sana lang effective 'tong sunblock kasi parang dumarami pa rin yung blemishes ko eh. Pak. Shet.

Moral of the story: Huwag kayong maglalagay ng kung anu-ano sa mukha niyo.

St. Elmo's Fire

If you've seen the movie, then good for you. If you haven't, then what the fcuk are you waiting for? God? Go fcuk a torrent and download it 'cos that movie will best tell you how I feel right now.

So you don't give a damn about how I feel? Then why the fcuk are you here in the first place? Oh, so you just happen to pass by. What the fcuk. Okay, sorry.

I'm just a little confused right now. Well, I have always been confused to the point that I think I'd turn into a living ball of confusion after I cease to exist in this fcuktard place we call world. I'm not angsty. I'm just...I don't goddamn know what I am, so stop contemplating on adjectives that would best describe me, please.

I'm writing right now without the intention of editing this piece of sh*t. Because I'm not a writer. Hell, I am not. Somebody once told me that all writers say that. Well, well, well, if that's the case then call me one! And put the word BAD before it. Hahahaha!

I hate work! I miss college!