What different roles mean

Project Manager – is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer - is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

On-site Coordinator- is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client- is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager- is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available

Resource Optimization Team - thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team - thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor - is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester - is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager - is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months!


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